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Saturday, June 24, 2006

Hahaha Sherry's going to kill me. Sherry, your guardian angel gave it to me!

My fridge is devoid of food. Wow: rice, dark chocolate(ew) and a packet of chrysanthemum tea. I had JACOBs BISCUITS for lunch yesterday??

Mother: Girls are getting bustier these days, oh wait, except for someone.
Then proceeds to laugh while I wallow in the lack of breasts. Hahaha boob genes got lost somewhere along the way from her to me.

Was flipping through the mail yesterday, it was just bills and more bills. So I gently suggested to Mother that she write me a letter so I could receive something in the mail.

Marriage anecdotes:

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death

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