Was on the bus home, woman behind was discussing Singapore reassuringly with a Caucasian.
"Singapore, not like Glasgow or New Delhi, NO TRAFFIC JAMS!"
"Overhead bridges everywhere to help you."
Gee imagine that, Singapore's selling point for tourism is it's overhead bridges and lack of traffic jams.
I've been facing a spate of strange dreams recently:
Mother is psychotic savage killer, I come home to find a woman killed by staple bullets (do not ask how this is possible)
I have to help a myopic elephant by inserting special paper contact lens into its eyes.
France is in the semifinals! Happy girl Erika messaged me at the unearthly hour of 8am on a Sunday to tell me.
Additional clauses to add into the perfect lover description!
-He will NEVER wear those velcro sandals except a long time ago as a toddler
-He will use proper English!
-My boyfriend and I will NEVER fart in front of each other. Like Weifen and her boyfriend decided, we will both just feign ignorance should it occur.
Flag Day on Saturday, contrary to all you non-believers, flag day's fun! Haha like Diana said "Imagine the day comes when we tell people we're addicted to Flag Day".