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Friday, July 28, 2006
Sick Sophie didn't go to school today, fever and occasional loss of voice. I feel too sick and lazy to think, byebye.

Haha check it out:

Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Sophie has lived for 16years!
(aka is now 16 years old)

She leaves any reflections or whatsoever (if she ever gets active enough to formulate some thoughts) to another day, right now she shall go off to play Neopets.
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Racial Harmony Day:

Saris should not be worn long-term.


Happy Birthday Diana! History Buddy, who always fights with me for my seat! The people who want to ebay but don't know how. I love you!

Camille's the next Gisele Bundchen.


Was on the bus home, woman behind was discussing Singapore reassuringly with a Caucasian.

"Singapore, not like Glasgow or New Delhi, NO TRAFFIC JAMS!"
"Overhead bridges everywhere to help you."

Gee imagine that, Singapore's selling point for tourism is it's overhead bridges and lack of traffic jams.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006
New South Wales English quiz was pretty terrible, full of incomprehensible words.

Mother says she'll send me an E-card for my birthday!

Brother went to a Black Eyed Peas concert, he is 37. I thought at 37 these old-timers just contented themselves with jazz!

Random facts:
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?!)

Saturday, July 15, 2006
I don't know what to blog about.

My mom told me I used to get bullied as a kid. I was just the kind who would let things roll of my back, a pacifist I told her (history keywords spring up).

I think that's how I go through life, I continue with things and keep on the surface.

Like if things don't bother me too much, I just leave it. Haha I just realised that I apply this in daily life ALOT, my mother always complains how I just leave things till they really have to be done.

I rarely feel strongly about anything, everything's more or less "whatever" to me, like going this way is fine, but the other is too, either way doesn't thrill me, nor does it bother me.

As a mind-numbing resort to my pensive state, I engage in the ever faithful Neopets.

I post amusing pictures to lessen somber tone of my post!

Why dogs bite their owners:

Monday, July 10, 2006

Chemistry, Erika asked me to smell the chlorine gas although we didn't need to.

At Toni and Guy Academy, bored and ugly.

Hahaha Sherry at her glamorous best.

On the bus home with Addie, we were sitting in the last row and the bus suddenly braked, sending all of us crashing to the seat in front of us. BUT, the woman beside Addie, being in the center with no seat in front, flew from her seat, down the stairs, to land in front of the exit.
(insert collective audible gasp here)

She ws more or less unharmed, it was SO SCARY okay, I thought she would break her teeth.

Johnny Depp's looking cuter and cuter. That would be my main incentive to ever want to go to Hollywood (kindly ignore fact that this is beyond impossible), so that I could rub elbows with these Beautiful People! (Hollywood or footballer girlfriend please)
Thursday, July 06, 2006
I'm watching Miss USA 2006, they're ALL so busty! Now I know where my boobs went, flying halfway across the world over to the West.

FRANCE is in the World Cup finals!! Oh well, whatever the outcome, they made it this far!

I wanna become join the WAGS! (Wife and Girlfriends of footballers) Haha now I just have to uhh join some sitcom so that a footballer will fall MADLY IN LOVE with me on sight. Hahahaha Days of Our Lives? (cheesiest show in history)

Addie says she wants Torres or Ronaldo.

HiARSD! Okay this was all I, lazy bum, could currently be bothered to steal off Rachel's blog.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006

I've been facing a spate of strange dreams recently:

Mother is psychotic savage killer, I come home to find a woman killed by staple bullets (do not ask how this is possible)

I have to help a myopic elephant by inserting special paper contact lens into its eyes.

France is in the semifinals! Happy girl Erika messaged me at the unearthly hour of 8am on a Sunday to tell me.

Additional clauses to add into the perfect lover description!
-He will NEVER wear those velcro sandals except a long time ago as a toddler
-He will use proper English!
-My boyfriend and I will NEVER fart in front of each other. Like Weifen and her boyfriend decided, we will both just feign ignorance should it occur.

Flag Day on Saturday, contrary to all you non-believers, flag day's fun! Haha like Diana said "Imagine the day comes when we tell people we're addicted to Flag Day".