... You're at the back row of every year's class photo.
... People think you should be good at netball/basketball/sports in general, but erm. You're not.
... You're almost always the one on the chair in Captain's Ball.
... Dresses, and especially rompers, sold by blogshops are too short for you.
... You're considered "big" if you're not a UK6.
... You're the same height as, or taller than the average Singaporean guy.
... In heels you might as well be Hagrid.
... You hunch like Gollum in group photos with other girls.
... Major awkwardness is wearing 4-inch heels and having to bend down to hug someone.
... You will probably have to get married wearing flats.
... I wear heels about 5 times a year.